Today is National Pet Day
The humans will forget. They always do. I, however, will not forget. I am an elephant–wait. No. Not that. Nevertheless, I do not forget such important things as National Pet Day. Where is my velvet cushion? Where is the red carpet to said cushion? Where is my crown of catnip and my squeaky mouse? Why do I not have a bowl full of fresh salmon and chopped chicken?
I’ll tell you why. The humans. Even if they did not forget, they will not do anything. They are selfish, horrible creatures. In fact, I know Kaye. She will spend the day spreading papers all over the living room floor while she reorganizes and files away no longer needed papers for their taxes. But, I will make my presence known. Yes. I will remind her that she should not forget. And you know what? That’s the best part of all.